Not Dead Yet Tee

“I thought that guy was dead.”

“No, he’s just retired.”

An easy mistake. You haven’t seen him at work, he quit answering his phone before nine, and his biggest commitment this week is lunch. Welcome to the Hump Day Social Club—the retirees who got over the hump and decided that was enough climbing. Now they meet for lunch, tell the same stories, and explain how they’d fix the place if they still worked there. “Not Dead Yet” on the front. “Just Retired” on the back. That should clear things up without interrupting the meal.

Product features

- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit

- Garment-dyed finish for a soft texture and lived-in color

- Double-needle stitching and tubular construction for durability

- Available in sizes S–4XL

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean