Album cover for 'Why Is The Floor Wet' by The Lift Assists, featuring a dark teal and beige typographic layout over a photo of an open doorway into a dimly lit hallway with a person's legs on the wet floor. Includes a 'Sponsored by Myrtle & Moncrief Clothing Company' badge and a 'Debut Album' seal.

The Lift Assists Debut Album Tee

Black / S
$30.00
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Album cover for 'Why Is The Floor Wet' by The Lift Assists, featuring a dark teal and beige typographic layout over a photo of an open doorway into a dimly lit hallway with a person's legs on the wet floor. Includes a 'Sponsored by Myrtle & Moncrief Clothing Company' badge and a 'Debut Album' seal.
  • Album cover for 'Why Is The Floor Wet' by The Lift Assists, featuring a dark teal and beige typographic layout over a photo of an open doorway into a dimly lit hallway with a person's legs on the wet floor. Includes a 'Sponsored by Myrtle & Moncrief Clothing Company' badge and a 'Debut Album' seal.
  • A vintage-style decorative logo badge reading 'Myrtle & Moncrief Records' in cream lettering on a dark teal shield-shaped emblem, centered on a solid black background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a small 'Mortley Monster' graphic on the left chest, displayed flat against a dark wood plank background. A decorative 'Engineer M&M Escapable' patch is shown in the bottom-left corner.
  • A black short-sleeve graphic t-shirt laid flat on a dark wood plank background. The shirt features a large rectangular front print with the text 'THE LIFT ASSISTS' and 'WHY IS THE FLOOR WET' above an image of a dimly lit hallway.
  • A size and fit guide for the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt by Myrtle Moncrief. The infographic details how the shirt fits, including a size chart from S to 4XL with chest width and body length measurements, along with fabric details, care instructions, and a body measurement guide.
  • Album cover for 'Why Is The Floor Wet' by The Lift Assists, featuring a dark teal and beige typographic layout over a photo of an open doorway into a dimly lit hallway with a person's legs on the wet floor. Includes a 'Sponsored by Myrtle & Moncrief Clothing Company' badge and a 'Debut Album' seal.
  • A vintage-style decorative logo badge reading 'Myrtle & Moncrief Records' in cream lettering on a dark teal shield-shaped emblem, centered on a solid black background.
  • A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a small 'Mortley Monster' graphic on the left chest, displayed flat against a dark wood plank background. A decorative 'Engineer M&M Escapable' patch is shown in the bottom-left corner.
  • A black short-sleeve graphic t-shirt laid flat on a dark wood plank background. The shirt features a large rectangular front print with the text 'THE LIFT ASSISTS' and 'WHY IS THE FLOOR WET' above an image of a dimly lit hallway.
  • A size and fit guide for the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt by Myrtle Moncrief. The infographic details how the shirt fits, including a size chart from S to 4XL with chest width and body length measurements, along with fabric details, care instructions, and a body measurement guide.
The Lift Assists Debut Album Tee

The Lift Assists Debut Album Tee

$30.00
ColorBlack
Size

The Lift Assists Tee turns one of the fire service’s most familiar scenes into a vintage album-cover graphic with just the right amount of dark humor. Made for firefighters, medics, retirees, and anyone who knows a routine lift assist can go sideways fast.

 

One wrong step, one look down, and suddenly the call is over but the jokes are just getting started. Best case, you’re out front of the station hosing off your shoes. Worst case, those shoes never make it back inside.

 

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft but durable

- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, washed-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for substantial comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction

- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk

 

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean

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